Asymptotic Queue
Apr. 15th, 2024 05:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
"You are number 8 in the queue.
Please continue to hold until an oporator can take your call."
"You are number 4 in the queue.
Please continue to hold until an oporator can take your call."
"You are number 2 in the queue.
Please continue to hold until an oporator can take your call."
"You are number 1 in the queue.
Please continue to hold until an oporator can take your call."
"You are number 0.5 in the queue.
Please continue to hold until an oporator can take your call."
"You are number 0.25 in the queue.
Please continue to hold until an oporator can take your call."
"You are number 0.125 in the queue....
Please continue to hold until an oporator can take your call."
"You are number 4 in the queue.
Please continue to hold until an oporator can take your call."
"You are number 2 in the queue.
Please continue to hold until an oporator can take your call."
"You are number 1 in the queue.
Please continue to hold until an oporator can take your call."
"You are number 0.5 in the queue.
Please continue to hold until an oporator can take your call."
"You are number 0.25 in the queue.
Please continue to hold until an oporator can take your call."
"You are number 0.125 in the queue....
- brought to you by yet another failure to drag test results out of the health service